Tuesday, July 17, 2007

J'ADORE JON LOVITZ!

Okay, bitches! The moment the world has been patiently waiting for finally arrived last week at an LA comedy club. Apparently, Jon Lovitz grabbed flaming cokehead, Andy Dick, by the head and smashed his face into the bar four or five times leaving him with a bloody nose unsuitable for snorting his much loved Colombian Marching Powder!

All the crazy details of the beat down can be found here. Let's all give Mr. Lovitz a big round of J'Adorable applause for finally bringing us the closure for which we've all been looking.

1 comment:

Darryl said...

Did I tell U about the time I had to throw Andy's drunk ass out of the Standard, because he was grabbing the crotches of poor, unsuspecting, STRAIGHT patrons who were about to kick his ass!!!?