So yesterday, we got on the subway only to be sitting across from THIS vision of beauty. Mid-40s. Her fashion inspiration for the day was a rotten banana....black & yellow. Black eyeshadow. Bleached yellow hair. Yellow scarf on her head. Yellow and black striped polo. Black slacks and yellow suede heels. We were scared for about a minute or so, but then we realized that she was harmless, so we snapped this photo. We think she saw us, but we didn't care. We smash her down like the walking, rotting banana she is!