Now they gone and done it! Our favorite bitch, Claire Darrow, was researching some ideas for the 2009 Standard Hotel Calendar, and she came across this work of art....Mormons Exposed: Men on a Mission!
Ummm, where to begin?
First off, the calendar title is clearly a play on words referring to the HOT ASS missionaries around the globe who have taken it off and defied God's wrath for the capitalistic gain of this polygamist cult! Whoa! Where did THAT come from? We're really not that angry. Trust us.
Secondly, they sell t-shirts too!!
Thirdly, if Claire doesn't put us in the 2009 calendar we're gonna have a freak out worse than this guy!