This footage of supposed UFOs was shot over Haiti on the evening of August 6, 2007. Okay, bitches. We would J'ADORE to know that aliens are flying over earth, but we find it so fucking hard to believe. Why can't we just capture one and show the world they exist so that we can just move on???
We personally don't believe we are alone in the universe. With George W. Bush as the most powerful man in the free world, there's got to be more to aspire to. Give us a damn alien. A spacecraft. A new narcotic. What? Who said that?
Whatever. We want to believe. We really do. But we're not going to until someone drops some alien DNA in our lap......and we don't mean THAT way.....dirrrrrty. You guys are always so dirrrrty. Jeez.