Wednesday, August 29, 2007

JE N'ADORE PAS!

When Leona Helmsley died a couple of weeks back, we stood up and let out a very loud J'ADORE!!! Although we didn't know her, we had grown up hearing tales of her torridly terrible reign over her hotels, her staff and even her hotel guests! Remember that incident with the gays?

Anyway, CNN ran this story today saying that the Queen of Mean left her damn dog, a Maltese named Trouble, a fucking $12 million trust fund!!! What the hell is a dog going to do with all that money??? Meanwhile, two of her four grandchildren were given absolutely nothing for "reasons that are known to them".

Honestly, I hope the Devil knows what he's in for once she finally arrives in HELL, if she's not there already. Part us of thinks she had a one way express ticket!

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