We have to tell you a funny story. Only because we're probably the most narcissistic bitches you ever did meet. Last century, circa 1998, we were doing a little shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond, and out of the corner of our eye, we saw the most beautiful creature we ever did catch a glimpse of. We stepped back a few feet to see who it was, and lo and behold, it was our own reflection in a full length mirror! Yes. We chuckled. We were a bit embarrassed, but we were definitely NOT surprised.
This HYSTERICAL video by choreographer extraordinaire, Robert Hoffman, sums us up in a nutshell. We'll never find love because we're the only ones we really want. So we guess, since we already have ourselves, we should just feel content, right? Right.
Excuse us for a moment. We need to go J'Adore ourselves, if you know what we mean.