OMG, BITCHES!!! We totally missed our own birthday 5 days ago! We totally forgot! J'Adore Joey turned 2 years old on the 17th, and we weren't here to remember! And by "we weren't here", we mean drunk.
We can't believe it's already been 2 years since we first J'Adored you major! What a long and winding road it's been. All the J'Adores. All the Je N'Adore Passss. (How do you make that plural?)
We couldn't have made it this far without you right by our side the whole way through, and we J'Adore you for it! Happy Birthday to us!